Have you heard about The Roster?

A while ago, several women responded to an ad on craigslist looking for new friends. We all met up and decided to start gathering once a week. We chose to call ourselves "The Roster". The Roster is a very informal social group for women who like women. We welcome all singles, couples, lesbians, bisexuals, 18+.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

A note from Marcy:

There was so much estrogen in the air that you could have cut it with a chain saw!
LJ is on her way to Louisiana the morning after knowing that this was the best farewell party she may ever have with 35 plus women in attendance.  At least half of them were first timers. LJ we miss you already.  Please visit us soon. Thanks for the beer pong table and thanks to Kelli for delivering.  Kelli is the one with the truck (and other assets) girls.
Crystal has done a write up of some of the night's escapades so, I will make a feeble attempt to give credit where credit is due.  I apologize in advance for those that I fail to mention because there were so many of you and many first timers that my brain was overwhelmed.  I must say I had the best job.  I got to greet and meet each and everyone of you.
Kerensa it was wonderful to see you again.  Thank you for bringing the new Sarah.  She was a lot of help with the fire wood.
You both looked studly gorgeous wearing your plaid shirts.  We will do more shots together soon, I promise. So, don't stay away so long this time. We missed you.
Welcome to Tamika, she has only been here a month ladies.  I'm sure she would love someone to show her around town and who wouldn't want to.  She is a hottie for sure.  Among other new comers are Carrie, Leslie, Jessica, Angie, New Sarah and more.  So many more! 
I'm so proud to say that all of our core, die hard members were in attendance last night.  You know who you are I won't state the obvious.  We missed Gina and Amanda because they both had to work.  You two will have a chance to make up for your truancy on "Sunday Funday".
Our hermana, Cami grilled her little heart out to feed the masses.  She also displayed Roster photos taken that very night with her projector and music.  A giant Roster Thank you Chica.
Plaid flannelled beauties, Cassi, Feleshia, new Sara, Stella and others looked brawny sexy as they carried and tossed logs and branches into the fire freshly cut by our super lumber jack Lauren, aka "Cheese".
Lauren is the epitome of Dykeness.  Oh my god we have fallen in love with her skills and with her.  She is so adorable and cute working so hard.  The pictures tell the story. 
The theme for the party was to sport a mustache, or beard or lumber jack attire.  The first prize for this went to Lauren hands down.  We could not decide on second place because all the contestants looked spectacular.  After two runs, Danielle got the prize with her red plaid shirt, black suspenders,  sultry lumber jack socks and her "Rosie Rivet" pose.
The pose added the final touch to the pic.
Thank you Cindy for coordinating the contest.
We wished we had more than two prizes because Crystal with her wife beater and plaid shirt ensemble
and "Jackpot" her pup along with Rachel with her beard, Cami with her mustache idea that took off like wild fire, and other Crystal, Cassi  all would of gotten runner up.  Many that were not entered but, just there sporting the flannel shirts should of gotten prizes since their look contributed to the woodsy/outdoorsy atmosphere.  I remember one in particular hottie with short shorts and boots, toped off with flannel that was striking.
Thank you,  Angie for bringing the mustaches.
Thank you to our leader Sarah for bringing the boys with the tasty cakes.  Doug, Jordan, Tres Leches is my favorite.
The Chocolate was good too.  The pink and pastel plaid shirt was a nice touch Doug.
Jenny our friend thanks for putting the balloons on the gate and for helping Cami grill.
Stella you strong woman thanks for rolling the huge cotton wood log on the fire.  I know you had a helper who was she?  The two nice ladies on the blanket near the fire thanks for attending and helping socialize the puppy.
Tiffany, Kelli thanks for the great conversation.  Its always a pleasure to talk to like minded women
Oh one more thing.  I heard a conversation about Dinah Shore, the other person said Dinosaur, aren't they extinct.
Does this give you an idea of how the evening went?
I want to thank all of the women who drank beer or water or did shots with me.  I think that's the reason I can't remember everything.  I just know that you all freakin ROCK!

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